冬天到了，我不是光棍了，我是冰棍。
Winter is coming, I'm not a bachelor, I'm a popsicle.
上一次两个男人为我大打出手，还是在客运站两个的哥抢生意。
The last time two men fought for me, they were still fighting for business at the passenger station.
人家在学校，和男朋友牵牵手散散步，我在学校，到点了干饭了干饭了。
People at school, and boyfriends hand in hand for a walk, I am at school, it's time to order dry rice.
别人的孩子都会买纸了，我的孩子还在纸上。
Other people's children can buy paper, but my children are still on paper.
我真的受够了！我男朋友就只能用两个字形容！在哪？
I'm really fed up! My boyfriend can only use two words to describe! where?
经济独立有多爽？一个人可以盖一床被子，不像你们，两个人挤着盖一床被子。
见过八个月的寒假，见过延期的高考，见过奇数奥运会，唯独没见过我的对象。
I've seen eight months of winter vacation, postponed college entrance examination, odd Olympic Games, but I haven't met my partner.
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虽然寒潮来袭，但好在又到了可以借口手冷，然后悄咪咪把手伸进喜欢的人的口袋，而我在旁边看的季节了。
Although the cold wave is coming, but fortunately, it's time for me to put my hand into the pocket of the person I like and watch it.
别问我感情上的建议 我是单身狗 我只建议分手。
Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm a single dog. I only suggest breaking up.
我单身是因为没有人能轻易配得上我这个共产主义接班人。
I'm single because no one can easily be worthy of my Communist successor.
