牛魔王一掌劈开了一座山说：看我牛逼不？
孙悟空：不看，谁要看你那玩意儿。[奸笑]
爷爷在医院取药，护士小姐姐说：药效24小时。
爷爷回家一直笑，孙子问：爷爷，你怎么一直笑啊？
爷爷笑答：护士小姐姐说“要笑”24小时。
诸葛亮：风，你向西刮。
风：你才像西瓜。
孙子：奶奶，他们骂我是傻孩子。
奶奶：傻小子，你怎么可能是傻孩子呢？
英文版
The Bull Demon King split a mountain in one hand and said: do you think I'm "powerful"?
Monkey King: No, no one wants to see your stuff.
When my grandfather was taking medicine in the hospital, the nurse said: the effect is 24 hours.
Grandfather has been smiling since he came home. Grandson asked: grandfather, why are you laughing all the time?
Grandfather smile answer: nurse sister said "to laugh" 24 hours.
Zhuge Liang: wind, you blow to the West.
Feng: you are like a watermelon.
Grandson: grandma, they call me a silly child.
Grandma: silly boy, how can you be a silly child?
