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最恐怖的童谣
我觉得那个时代流行的童谣都很血腥的！格林童话也是，原版几乎都有血腥的内容，只不过后来删掉了，找了一点，你看看吧
莉兹·玻顿拿起斧头，
砍了她爸爸四十下。
当她意识到她做了甚么，
她砍她妈妈四十一下。
安妮在《天遣女王》里，简克宝贝劈死自己父亲的时候，引用了这个典故——源于十九世纪轰动美国麻省的凶杀案。莉兹·玻顿并非与简克宝贝同年龄的小女孩，凶杀案发生时她已30岁。1892年8月4日中午，莉兹·玻顿叫唤她的邻居说，她的父亲被杀了，警察到来时，发现她的母亲也死了。母亲被斧子砍了18下，父亲被砍了10下。消息立即被传开了，媒体认为莉兹本人极有谋杀嫌疑。然而次年六月，法庭宣判莉兹无罪。此后，她的故事广为流传，被写成了小说，芭蕾，百老汇，歌剧。最后是日本的教科书将她的童谣作为鹅妈妈童话收录的。
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谁杀了知更鸟？是我，麻雀说，用我的弓和箭，我杀了知更鸟。
谁看见他死去？是我，苍蝇说，用我的小眼睛，我看见他死去。
谁取走他的血？是我，鱼说，用我的小碟子，我取走他的血。
谁为他做寿衣？是我，甲虫说，用我的针和线，我会来做寿衣。
谁来挖坟墓？是我，猫头鹰说，用我的凿子铲子，我会来挖坟墓。
谁来当牧师？乌鸦说，是我，用我的小本子，我会来做牧师。
谁来当执事？是我，云雀说，只要不在夜晚，我就会当执事。
谁来拿火炬？红雀说，是我，我立刻把它拿来。我将会拿火炬。
谁来当主祭？是我，鸽子说，我要哀悼挚爱，我将会当主祭。
谁来抬棺？是我，鸢说，如果不走夜路，我就会来抬棺。
谁来扶棺？是我们，鹪鹩说，还有公鸡和母鸡，我们会来扶棺。
谁来唱赞美诗？画眉说，是我，她站在灌木丛上，我将唱赞美诗。
谁来敲丧钟？是我，牛说，因为我能拉牦。
所以，再会了，知更鸟。
空中所有的鸟，全都叹息哭泣，当他们听见丧钟，为可怜的知更鸟响起。
启事
通告所有关系人，
这则启事通知，
下回鸟儿法庭
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十个小黑人出外用膳；一个噎死，还剩九个。
九个小黑人熬夜到很晚；一个睡过头，还剩八个。
八个小黑人在丹文游玩；一个说要留在那儿，还剩七个。
七个小黑人在砍柴；一个把自己砍成两半，还剩六个。
六个小黑人玩蜂窝；一只黄蜂叮住一个，还剩五个。
五个小黑人进入法院；一个被留下，还剩四个。
四个小黑人到海边去；一条红鲱鱼吞下一个，还剩三个。
三个小黑人走进动物园里；一只大熊抓走一个，还剩两个。
两个小黑人坐在太阳下；一个热死，只剩一个。
一个小黑人终于活了下来；最后结了婚，一个也没有了。
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莉兹•玻顿拿起斧头，
砍了她爸爸四十下。
当她意识到她做了甚么，
她砍她妈妈四十一下。
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死了一个男人，一个很邋遢的男人，
他的手指到处找不到，
没办法放进坟墓。
他的头远远滚到床底；
他的腿和手臂，
在房间里到处乱丢。
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我的妈妈杀了我，
我的爸爸在吃我，
我的兄弟和姊妹坐在餐桌底，
捡起我的骨头，
埋了它们，
埋到冰冷的石碑下
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三只瞎眼的老鼠!看它们跑的方式!
它们追着农夫的老婆,
她用餐刀切了它们的尾巴.
你这辈子见过像这样的东西吗?
和三只瞎眼的老鼠一样
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所罗门•格兰蒂
月曜日出生
火曜日受洗礼
水曜日结婚
木曜日得病
金曜日病加重
土曜日死去
日曜日被埋在土里
这就是所罗门•格兰蒂的一生
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啪喳啪喳喀嗤喀嗤咕叽咕叽 裂开了
啪喳啪喳喀嗤喀嗤咕叽咕叽 断掉了
心脏拿过右手小肠拿过左手 放下头颅放下肝脏 玛莉拿起蓝色的眼珠在看着
啪喳啪喳喀嗤喀嗤咕叽咕叽 裂开了
啪喳啪喳喀嗤喀嗤咕叽咕叽 断掉了
肺脏拿过右手肾脏拿过左手 放下舌头放下鼻子 玛莉割下挂着耳环的左耳朵
玛莉阿玛莉阿
穿著红衣的玛莉 留着金色长发的玛莉 戴上割下的耳环
玛莉阿玛莉阿
穿著红衣的玛莉 有着绿色瞳孔的玛莉 收下挖出的眼珠
玛莉阿玛莉阿
穿著鲜血沾红衣服的玛莉 拿起锯子与菜刀转过身
拿着空洞的没眼睛头颅 出现在你家的院子里
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一个扭曲的男人，走了一里扭曲的路。
手拿扭曲的六便士，踏上扭曲的台阶，
买一只歪歪扭扭的猫儿，猫儿抓了歪歪扭扭的老鼠。
他们一起住在歪歪扭扭的小屋里。
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唱一首六便士之歌，
袋子里装满黑麦；
二十四只黑画眉，
被放在派里面烤！
当派被剥开，
画眉开始唱歌；
那不是为国王准备的
可口的一餐吗？
国王在帐房里
数着他的钱币；
王后在客厅里
吃着面包蜂蜜。
女仆在花园里，
晾晒一堆衣服；
一只黑画眉飞来，
啄走了她的鼻子。
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治理这个国家的亚瑟王——
伟大的亚瑟王啊!
为了要做布丁,
他偷了三袋麦片——
国王他要做布丁来玩,
放进了很多葡萄干,
再放进两块大拇指粗的奶油.
国王,王妃吃了布丁——
急！谁有，或者谁知道哪里有传说中”鹅妈妈的恐怖童谣”
英语的绕口令
1． There was a man who had a sister.
2． His name was Mr Fister.
3． Mr Fister missed his sister.
4． And on his wrist he had a blister.
5． Mr Fister’s sister, who had a lovely vista,
6． Told Mr Fister that a man had kissed her during a twister.
1.A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth’s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here’s an easy game to play. Here’s an easy thing to say:
22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. Miss Smith’s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier’s shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
50. There’s a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
52. Very well, very well, very well ...
53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
54. Willie’s really weary.
How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?
如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？
The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream.
桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。
A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。
A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
Notes:
1. Finnish:芬兰的
2. fissure:裂缝
Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?
Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears’ babies.
Notes:
1. bun:小圆面包
2. bait:挑逗，逗弄
A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
Note:
1. swan:天鹅
2. swiftly:迅速地；快捷地
Mr. Cook said to a cook: “Look at this cook-book. It’s very good.“ So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: “It is not right to write Wright as ’rite’---try to write Wright aright!“
Note:
1. rite:仪式；典礼
2. aright:正确地
Bill’s big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
Note:
1. block:大楼；大厦
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly “Let’s flee!“ and the fly said to the flea “Let’s fly!“ Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
Note:
1. flea:跳蚤
2. trap:设陷阱；诱捕
3. flue:烟筒，通气管
4. flee:逃跑
5. flaw:裂痕；裂缝
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
Note:
1. a peck of :许多，大量的
2. pickled:腌制的
3. pepper:辣椒
If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
Note:
1. shipshape:井井有条的
2. stock:备有；供应
3. shop-soiled:在商店放旧了的
A monk’s monkey mounted
a monastery wall
munching mashed melon
nd melted macaroni.
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
You sent me your bill, Berry,
Before it was due, Berry;
Your father, the elder Berry,
Isn’t such a goose, Berry.
急求儿童英语小故事长度在3分钟内的
The Tale of Benjamin Bunny （复活节的兔子）by Beatrix PotterOne morning a little rabbit sat on a bank.He pricked his ears and listened to the trit-trot, trit-trot of a pony.A gig was coming along the road - it was driven by Mr. McGregor, and beside him sat Mrs. McGregor in her best bonnet.As soon as they had passed, little Benjamin Bunny slid down into the road, and set off - with a hop, skip and a jump - to call upon his relations, who lived in the wood at the back of Mr. McGregor’s garden.That wood was full of rabbit holes - and in the neatest sandiest hole of all, cousins - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter.Old Mrs. Rabbit was a widow - she earned her living by knitting rabbit-wool mittens and muffetees (I once bought a pair at a bazaar). She also sold herbs, and rosemary tea, and rabbit-tobacco (which is what we call lavender).Little Benjamin did not very much want to see his Aunt.He came round the back of the fir tree, and nearly tumbled upon the top of his Cousin Peter.Peter was sitting by himself. He looked poorly, and was dressed in a red cotton pocket handkerchief.“Peter,“ said little Benjamin, in a whisper, “who has got your clothes?“Peter replied, “The scarecrow in Mr. McGregor’s garden,“ and described how he had been chased about the garden, and had dropped his shoes and coat.Little Benjamin sat down beside his cousin, and assured him that Mr. McGregor had gone out in a gig, and Mrs. McGregor also - and certainly for the day, because she was wearing her best bonnet.Peter said he hoped that it would rain.At this point, old Mrs. Rabbit’s voice was heard inside the rabbit hole calling, “Cottontail! Cottontail! fetch some more camomile!“Peter said he thought he might feel better if he went for a walk.They went away hand in hand, and got upon the flat top of the wall at the bottom of the wood. From here they looked down into Mr. McGregor’s garden. Peter’s coat and shoes were plainly to be seen upon the scarecrow, topped with an old tamoshanter of Mr. McGregor’s.Little Benjamin said, “It spoils people’s clothes to squeeze under a gate - the proper way to get in, is to climb down a pear tree.“Peter fell down head first - but it was of no consequence, as the bed below was newly raked and quite soft.It had been sown with lettuces.They left a great many odd little foot marks all over the bed, especially little Benjamin, who was wearing clogs.Little Benjamin said that the first thing to be done was to get back Peter’s clothes, in order that they might be able to use the pocket handkerchief.They took them off the scarecrow. There had been rain during the night - there was water in the shoes, and the coat was somewhat shrunk.Benjamin tried on the tamoshanter, but it was too big for him.Then he suggested that they should fill the pocket handkerchief with onions, as a little present for his Aunt.Peter did not seem to be enjoying himself - he kept hearing noises.Benjamin, on the contrary, was perfectly at home, and ate a lettuce leaf. He said that he was in the habit of coming to the garden with his father to get lettuces for their Sunday dinner.(The name of little Benjamin’s papa was old Mr. Benjamin Bunny.)The lettuces certainly were very fine.Peter did not eat anything - he said he should like to go home. Presently he dropped half the onions.Little Benjamin said that it was not possible to get back up the pear tree, with a load of vegetables. He led the way boldly towards the other end of the garden. They went along a little walk on planks, under a sunny red brick wall.The mice sat on their door steps cracking cherry stones, they winked at Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin Bunny.Presently Peter let the pocket handkerchief go again.They got amongst flower pots, and frames and tubs - Peter heard noises worse than ever, his eyes were as big as lollipops!He was a step or two in front of his cousin, when he suddenly stopped.This is what those little rabbits saw round that corner!Little Benjamin took one look, and then, in half a minute less than no time, he hid himself and Peter and the onions underneath a large basket. . . .The cat got up and stretched herself, and came and sniffed at the basket.Perhaps she liked the smell of onions!Anyway, she sat down upon the top of the basket.She sat there for five hours.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I cannot draw you a picture of Peter and Benjamin underneath the basket, because it was quite dark, and because the smell of onions was fearful - it made Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin cry.The sun got round behind the wood, and it was quite late in the afternoon - but still the cat sat upon the basket.At length there was a pitter patter, pitter patter, and some bits of mortar fell from the wall above.The cat looked up and saw old Mr. Benjamin Bunny prancing along the top of the wall of the upper terrace.He was smoking a pipe of rabbit tobacco, and had a little switch in his hand.He was looking for his son.Old Mr. Bunny had no opinion whatever of cats.He took a tremendous jump off the top of the wall on to the top of the cat, and cuffed it off the basket, and kicked it into the garden house, scratching off a handful of fur.The cat was too much surprised to scratch back.When old Mr. Bunny had driven the cat into the greenhouse, he locked the door.Then he came back to the basket and took out his son Benjamin by the ears, and whipped him with the little switch.Then he took out his nephew Peter.Then he took out the handkerchief of onions, and marched out of the garden.When Mr. McGregor returned about half an hour later, he observed several things which perplexed him.It looked as though some person had been walking all over the garden in a pair of clogs - only the foot marks were too ridiculously little!Also he could not understand how the cat could have managed to shut herself up inside the greenhouse, locking the door upon the outside.When Peter got home, his mother forgave him, because she was so glad to see that he had found his shoes and coat. Cottontail and Peter folded up the pocket handkerchief, and old Mrs. Rabbit strung up the onions and hung them from the kitchen ceiling, with the rabbit tobacco.
